W I L L Y  D E  C U S T A R D

GOD AND RELIGION & T-SHIRTS

Religious t-shirt

IF YOU KNEW YOU'D NEVER DIE,
WOULD YOU STILL BELIEVE IN GOD?
T-shirt 18.99 (FREE Postage!)

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100% pre-shrunk heavyweight black cotton, double-stitched. I usually despatch within 24 - 48 hours. But please allow up to seven days if a tee is temporarily out of stock. Either way, I'll keep you posted. Any problems, email and I'll sort it out pronto. Top service to every customer is my aim.

 

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Chest to fit (in) 36-38 38-40 40-42 42-44 44-46 46-48

 

 

 

Say a prayer for this
religious T-shirt

 

"My friend's new car was broken and we couldn't figure out what was wrong. It could have been anything really. Tyres. Head gasket. Some other fiddly bit behind the dashboard. Who can figure out modern cars?

"Finally I suggested that the only thing left was the AA, the RAC or prayer - and the AA and RAC would take up to an hour to arrive. Maybe longer. My friend laughed politely, but he didn't put his hands together. So who knows? Maybe God can't figure out modern cars either.

"Anyway, an idle thought then occurred to me and I said to my friend, 'If you knew you were never gonna die, would you still believe in God?' And he thought for a bit and shrugged and shook his head. 'No,' he said. 'There wouldn't be any point, would there?'"

"Which is how this T-shirt came about. Makes you think, huh? And if you buy one for yourself, you might get a lot of other people thinking too..."

 

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Legal stuff

 

All Willy de Custard T-shirt, sweatshirt & hoodie designs are produced by me right here in the UK. I have no connection with any other group, organisation, company, manufacturer, institution, body, retailer or fly-by-night-merchant. Willy de Custard T-shirts are not available anywhere else unless they're being pirated. If you've got any copyright concerns, disputes, threats or similar, fire off an email and I'll deal with it pronto. Designed & printed in Great Britain. Forget globalisation. This is your independent T-shirt, sweatshirt & hoodie shop.

 

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