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CHINESE LOVE T-SHIRT

Chinese Love Character T-shirt

LOVE

T-shirt 18.99 (FREE Postage!)

 

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100% pre-shrunk heavyweight black cotton, double-stitched. I usually despatch within 24 - 48 hours. But please allow up to seven days if a tee is temporarily out of stock. Either way, I'll keep you posted. Any problems, email and I'll sort it out pronto. Top service to every customer is my aim.

 

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Chest to fit (in) 36-38 38-40 40-42 42-44 44-46 46-48

 

 

 

Love T-shirts? Okay. Love my love tee

 

"I had this Chinese girlfriend named Snow Plum. Seriously. Of course, it sounded different in Chinese. But that's how it translated. Snow. Plum. Cool, huh? Anyway, it was her who taught me how to write the Chinese character that's printed on this cool T-shirt from my collection.

"But what does the character, or ideogram, mean? Well, it means 'LOVE', and the bit in the middle with three strokes splashed around a reversed Nike tick means 'HEART'. That's a fact.

"Anyway, Miss Snow Plum had that character tattooed on ... well, let's not go down there. And she wanted me to have one tattooed in an equivalent spot. But before I got the tat done, she went and dumped me for her old boyfriend.

"So what's the moral? Who the hell knows? But she was lousy on a surfboard and couldn't stay upright for a second, so maybe it was just as well that we parted.

"But if you've got a surfer girl, or surfer boy, maybe my Chinese LOVE T-shirt will interest you. Just don't get this character tattooed anywhere; not until you're sure. Old lovers can return anytime, you know?"

 

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Legal stuff

 

All Willy de Custard T-shirt, sweatshirt & hoodie designs are produced by me right here in the UK. I have no connection with any other group, organisation, company, manufacturer, institution, body, retailer or fly-by-night-merchant. Willy de Custard T-shirts are not available anywhere else unless they're being pirated. If you've got any copyright concerns, disputes, threats or similar, fire off an email and I'll deal with it pronto. Designed & printed in Great Britain. Forget globalisation. This is your independent T-shirt, sweatshirt & hoodie shop.

 

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