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T-shirt £18.99 (FREE Postage!)
100% pre-shrunk heavyweight black cotton, double-stitched. I usually despatch within 24 - 48 hours. But please allow up to seven days if a tee is temporarily out of stock. Either way, I'll keep you posted. Any problems, email and I'll sort it out pronto. Top service to every customer is my aim.
Classic Ford Zodiac T-Shirt
"My Mk2 Ford Zodiac Lowline died. It was my own fault. I didn't look after it properly. It had a lot of tinworm, and some bits were falling off, and it was ... well, generally in pain. To make things worse, I was too young, ignorant and stupid to deal with it properly.
"Also, I ran out of money.
"Finally, the local council slapped a 'JUNK: PLEASE REMOVE' notice on it. They gave me three weeks to deal with it, but in the end I let it get towed away and scrapped. STUPID! STUPID! STUPID! It's probably now in that great scrap yard in the sky.
"But I still look for my old Zody just in case it was spared the crusher and the furnace. Instead, I like to imagine it locked up in some warm, dry, secure garage awaiting my return. My neighbour's garage would be fine. However, I reckon that that might not happen now. It's been such a long time. But if you see 555 YHX anywhere, fire off an email, will you? I'm desperate.
"Anyway, we live and learn. Meanwhile, all Ford Zodiacs (and Zephyrs and Consuls) are still pretty cool classic, and I'm saving up for another one. That's what this T-shirt is about. My Mk2 Zody fund. So please give generously. I'll be extra nice to the next one I own. I promise."
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