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EDUCATION T-SHIRT

FORMAL EDUCATION IS A RACKET

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The truth about schools

and colleges

 

"I never went to school. Unusual, but true. My dad reckoned that school was a waste of time. In fact, he said it was a bloody racket. Same with colleges and universities.

"I said, 'How so, dad?' And he explained ...

"He said that 100 years ago, or 50 years ago, it was different. He said that kids and young people needed to be force-fed information. He said that teachers performed a useful function back then. Sometimes, anyway.

"But times have changed, he said. Information and knowledge is everywhere. Books. Magazines. TV. Radio. The internet. Billboards. Self-help videos. Streaming language courses. Etc. He said that if the internet had been around when Queen Victoria was on the throne, nobody would have invented schools.

 

"At first I suspected that my old man had been at the bottle or had fallen down the stairs or something. But I quietly thought about it and later asked if that was why he kept me out of school and taught me at home.

"He said that he never taught me nuffin' at home. He said that everything I learned, I found out for meself. But he admitted that he had to pretend that he was giving me formal lessons because that was the law. Either teach kids at home, or send them to school.

"I remembered the education people coming round every once in a while to check. To keep them happy, my dad had bought some school books and a globe, and there were always colouring pencils around the house and paper to scribble on. So the education people looked and listened and grunted for a bit, then went away again; not happy, but satisfied that my dad was on the right side of the law. Barely.

"So I never went to school, and I never went to college or university. But hey, I'm no more stupid than anyone else, and it didn't cost the tax payer a penny.

"Now I'm older and I understand properly. School is all about creating jobs for teachers. That's all. They spoon feed you what you already know, or are about to find out anyway. Then formalise everything. Then they claim the credit. Then they pocket a wage. Same with universities. But I learned to read and I learned basic mathematics simply by being alive and sucking up whatever information was available, and I do alright.

 

"I asked my dad about university. Was that rubbish too?And he said that you can't give a university education to fifty percent of the people let alone all the people. It just don't make sense. Universities are only for the top two or three percent. The rest is just a money-making racket.

"I didn't agree at first. But now I do. Practically all the great people are self taught. Practically all the great entrepreneurs are self-motivated and self-made. Look it up. On the web. The rest of us are mostly just cash cows waiting to be milked.

"So come on everyone. Buy my T-shirt, and spread the message to the rest of the herd, and say 'moooo'..."

 

www.home-education.org.uk

www.heas.org.uk

www.educationotherwise.net

www.home-ed.info

 

 

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All Willy de Custard T-shirt, sweatshirt & hoodie designs are produced by me right here in the UK. I have no connection with any other group, organisation, company, manufacturer, institution, body, retailer or fly-by-night-merchant. Willy de Custard T-shirts are not available anywhere else unless they're being pirated. If you've got any copyright concerns, disputes, threats or similar, fire off an email and I'll deal with it pronto. Designed & printed in Great Britain. Forget globalisation. This is your independent T-shirt, sweatshirt & hoodie shop.

 

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