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MY BANANA IS RIPE

 T-shirt 18.99
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100% pre-shrunk heavyweight white cotton, double-stitched. I usually despatch within 24 - 48 hours. But please allow up to seven days if a tee is temporarily out of stock. Either way, I'll keep you posted. Any problems, email and I'll sort it out pronto. Top service to every customer is my aim.

 

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Chest to fit (cm) 92-97 97-102 102-107 107-112 112-117 117-122
Chest to fit (in) 36-38 38-40 40-42 42-44 44-46 46-48

 

 

 

Ideas for T-shirts

 

"My brother suggested this T-shirt. He's into rock music and gothic comics, and he says weird things. One time I asked what he was going to to be doing that day. And he gazed at me for a moment, then said, 'Conspiratorially speaking, there's no telling what might happen...'

"I said, 'Huh?' And he said, 'Just focus on the moment, little brothernaut.'

"He doesn't do drugs or drink. Not much, anyway. And he's not a psycho. Not as far as I know. He just says weird stuff, like he's carrying on some kind of kooky dialogue inside his head and it spills over into reality. So I shrugged and told him to enjoy himself anyway, and he said, 'Enjoyment right now is the road to Hertford. It's a foregone conclusion.'

"Weird, huh? Anyway, I asked him once to suggest an interesting T-shirt design or slogan for my collection. And he considered that for a moment and said, 'How will you print it?' I said, 'What?' He said 'Silk-screen? Digital? Hand painted?

"I said, 'I'm still considering the options.' So he lowered his voice and gave me another long, thoughtful look. Then he said, 'My banana is ripe. I gotta go', which I thought was, you know, kinda interesting. So I wrote it down, and here it is. Some of it, anyway. Hope you like it as much as I do. It probably means something, but I ain't sure what."

 

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Legal stuff

 

All Willy de Custard T-shirt, sweatshirt & hoodie designs are produced by me right here in the UK. I have no connection with any other group, organisation, company, manufacturer, institution, body, retailer or fly-by-night-merchant. Willy de Custard T-shirts are not available anywhere else unless they're being pirated. If you've got any copyright concerns, disputes, threats or similar, fire off an email and I'll deal with it pronto. Designed & printed in Great Britain. Forget globalisation. This is your independent T-shirt, sweatshirt & hoodie shop.

 

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