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Old Skool Ford T-shirt

OLD SKOOL CLASSIC FORDS

 T-shirt 18.99 (FREE Postage!)

 

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100% pre-shrunk heavyweight white cotton, double-stitched. I usually despatch within 24 - 48 hours. But please allow up to seven days if a tee is temporarily out of stock. Either way, I'll keep you posted. Any problems, email and I'll sort it out pronto. Top service to every customer is my aim.

 

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest to fit (cm) 92-97 97-102 102-107 107-112 112-117 117-122
Chest to fit (in) 36-38 38-40 40-42 42-44 44-46 46-48

 

 

 

Escorts, Cortinas and heaven

Dagenham Ford Cortina advert"When we finally shuffle off this mortal coil and arrive at the gates of heaven, there are gonna be two entry queues. The first will be for Old Skool Ford fans, and the other will be for everyone else.

"A priest told me that. He said that it was written in the Bible somewhere. He couldn't remember exactly where. But he gave me a "copy of the good book" and I read it twice, and I have to admit that I couldn't find it either. However, ever since I've felt really bad about stealing things and coveting my neighbours wife, etc.

"Weird, huh?"

"All the same, I'm pretty sure about the two entry queues at the gates to heaven. And if you're still reading this, chances are that you'll be standing in that same queue chin-wagging about Old Skool Fords such as Escorts, Cortinas, Corsairs, Zodiacs, Zephyrs, Consuls, Granadas, Anglias and Prefects, etc.

"They get into your blood, right? That's why I designed this cool T-shirt. And I know that if I stand around for a while in a pub or something, other Old Skool Fords (or Old School Ford) fans will notice and we'll get together and will talk about Dagenham Tin and all that stuff and get drunk and later check out each other's garages. You know how it goes.

"So if you want to hook up with me sometime, buy my T-shirt. Sooner or later, if you're in my neck of the woods, I'm bound to notice you. And if not, I'll be standing in that great queue in the sky. Some things are inevitable."

 

Useful Old Skool Ford club links:

www.oldskoolford.co.uk

www.fordownersclub.com

www.pistonheads.com

 

 

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Legal stuff

 

All Willy de Custard T-shirt, sweatshirt & hoodie designs are produced by me right here in the UK. I have no connection with any other group, organisation, company, manufacturer, institution, body, retailer or fly-by-night-merchant. Willy de Custard T-shirts are not available anywhere else unless they're being pirated. If you've got any copyright concerns, disputes, threats or similar, fire off an email and I'll deal with it pronto. Designed & printed in Great Britain. Forget globalisation. This is your independent T-shirt, sweatshirt & hoodie shop.

 

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