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100% Pre-shrunk heavyweight black cotton, double-stitched. Sizes: S, M, L, XL. I usually despatch within 24 - 48 hours. But please allow up to seven days if a tee is temporarily out of stock. Either way, I'll keep you posted. Any problems, email me and I'll sort it out pronto. All feedback is welcomed. I try to give top service to every customer.

 

 

The surveillance era and T-shirts

"My granddad told me that when he was a kid, there were still places on Earth where you could go and be alone. Seriously alone. But since the internet age kicked off, things have changed. Today, we're being watched like never before. CCTV watches us in the street, the shops and offices. Our telephone calls are routinely recorded. Our online footprint is being carefully mapped. Our emails are being stored. And you can't walk down the street anymore with a Google camera vehicle trundling by sooner or later.

"That happened to me once. I saw the car coming and recognised it, and before I could really think about what to do, I stuck a finger in the air. My middle finger. Right hand. And I smiled.

"A couple of months later I checked that location on Google Maps to see if their spy camera had captured that moment. And guess what? There I was at the side of the road, face smudged and finger in the air. It made me smile. For a moment, anyway. Then I decided that it just made me more miserable.

"So what do you think? Who knows. Just wear one of my hoodies and keep your head down..."

 

Other great T-shirts include...

VW camper van T-shirt

 

BUSTED
T-SHIRT

 

 

VW VAN FANS LOOK THIS WAY

T-shirt for music fans

 

ADD SOME MUSIC
TO YOUR DAY
T-SHIRT

 

LOVE THE BEACH BOYS?

I love New York T-shirt

 

I LOVE NEW YORK
T-SHIRT

 

 

THE BIG APPLE IS ALWAYS COOL

Banana T-shirt

 

MI BANANA
SU BANANA
T-SHIRT

 

SHARING CAN BE WONDERFUL

Police T-shirt

 

POLICE - DON'T
MAKE US CROSS
T-SHIRT

 

CAREFUL WHO YOU UPSET

 


 

COOL T-SHIRTS    |    POLITICAL TEES

 

VW camper van T-shirt

 

BUSTED
T-SHIRT

 

VW VAN FANS LOOK THIS WAY

T-shirt for music fans

 

ADD SOME MUSIC
TO YOUR DAY
T-SHIRT

LOVE THE BEACH BOYS?

I love New York T-shirt

 

I LOVE NEW YORK
T-SHIRT

 

THE BIG APPLE IS ALWAYS COOL

Banana T-shirt

 

MI BANANA
SU BANANA
T-SHIRT

SHARING CAN BE WONDERFUL

Police T-shirt

 

POLICE - DON'T
MAKE US CROSS
T-SHIRT

CAREFUL WHO YOU UPSET


COOL T-SHIRTS    |    POLITICAL TEES

Surf Marine surfing T-shirt

 

SURF MARINE
T-SHIRT

 

SURF YOUR TURF WITH THIS TEE

Google spy satellite T-shirt

 

STOP SPYING ON ME, GOOGLE
T-SHIRT

GOOGLE'S WATCHING YOU

For Zodiac T-shirt

 

FORD ZODIAC
T-SHIRT

 

COOL OLD SCHOOL FORD

Emergency Surfing T-shirt

 

EMERGENCY
SURF
T-SHIRT

SURFERS STAY
ON TOP

Tax the internet Tshirt

 

TAX THE NET:
ASK ME WHY
T-SHIRT

ALL TAX ISN'T
BAD. DISCUSS


MOTORING T-SHIRTS     |    GIFTS TEES

Religious T-shirt

 

PLEASE GOD...
T-SHIRT

 

SAY A LITTLE PRAYER

I love London T-shirt

 

I LOVE LONDON
T-SHIRT

 

CENTRE OF THE WORLD

Police state T-shirt

 

POLICE STATE
T-SHIRT

 

WHO GUARDS
THE GUARDS?

Chinese love t-shirt

 

CHINESE LOVE
CHARACTER
T-SHIRT

DOES IT SPEAK YOUR LANGUAGE?

Religion and God T-shirt

 

...STILL BELIEVE
IN GOD?
T-SHIRT

DARE TO ASK
THIS QUESTION?


MUSIC T-SHIRTS     |    RELIGIOUS TEES

Steely Dan T-shirt

 

STEELY
DAN
T-SHIRT

GET THE JAZZ,  ROCK & FUNK OUT

Creedence Clearwater Revival T-shirt

 

CREEDENCE
CLEARWATER
T-SHIRT

JOHN FOGERTY'S DA MAN

Think banana T-shirt

 

THINK
BANANA
T-SHIRT

STAY HEALTHY

AND UNZIP ONE

Ford Escort Mexico T-shirt

 

OLD SKOOL
CLASSIC FORDS
T-SHIRT

 FORD ESCORT:

DAGENHAM BUILT

Bonneville Salts Flats Speed Trials T-shirt

 

BONNEVILLE
SALT FLATS
T-SHIRT

LOVE THE
SPEED TRIALS?


FUNNY TEES     |    PROVOCATIVE  TEES

Work experience T-shirt

 

WORK EXPERIENCE
IT'S A REAL JOB
EARNING MONEY

Dagenham Ford T-shirt

 

DAGENHAM TIN BUILT TO WIN
OLD FORDS
NEVER DIE

Ford Cortina T-shirt

 

DREAM IT.
DRIVE IT

BRITAIN'S GREATEST CAR?

Formal education is a racket t-shirt

FORMAL EDUCATION IS A RACKET
WHEN WILL WE
EVER LEARN?

Martial arts expert

 

WING CHUN

INSTRUCTOR
CAN YOU DEFEND YOURSELF?


 

 

 

 

Legal stuff

 

All Willy de Custard T-shirt, sweatshirt & hoodie designs are produced by me right here in the UK. I have no connection with any other group, organisation, company, manufacturer, institution, body, retailer or fly-by-night-merchant. Willy de Custard T-shirts are not available anywhere else unless they're being pirated. If you've got any copyright concerns, disputes, threats or similar, fire off an email and I'll deal with it pronto. Designed & printed in Great Britain. Forget globalisation. This is your independent T-shirt, sweatshirt & hoodie shop.

 

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