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Banana T-shirt

 

THINK BANANA

 T-shirt 18.99 (FREE Postage!)

 

 

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100% pre-shrunk heavyweight white cotton, double-stitched. I usually despatch within 24 - 48 hours. But please allow up to seven days if a tee is temporarily out of stock. Either way, I'll keep you posted. Any problems, email and I'll sort it out pronto. Top service to every customer is my aim.

 

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Chest to fit (cm) 92-97 97-102 102-107 107-112 112-117 117-122
Chest to fit (in) 36-38 38-40 40-42 42-44 44-46 46-48

 

Bananas for a healthy life

 

 

"... so I said to my doctor, 'I've been getting these chest pains. Right here.' So he had a poke and a prod and a listen and told me that there was nothing wrong.

"'When did the pains start?' he said.

"I told him they happened immediately after I watched a TV programme about avoiding heart attacks.

"His eyes narrowed then and he asked if there was a history of heart trouble in my family. I told him that all the de Custards usually smoked themselves to death, or just died of old age. But great uncle Harold de Custard took a bullet in the heart in 1913. Does that count?

"So my doc asked if there was a history of hypochondria in the clan, and I told him there was actually. Just a bit. Occasionally.

"Finally he prescribed less TV and more bananas. Bananas were wonderful things, he said. Full of vitamins. And he told me to get plenty of sunlight (with plenty of sun block). And exercise. And lots of sleep. That was three years ago, and I haven't had a chest pain since. Mind you, I get the odd twinge in my belly after a bannany. Still, it's a small price to pay for a healthy heart. Am I right?

"And now I'm addicted to bananas, banana bread, banana cake, banana split and banana smoothies.

"Meanwhile, other people have very different interpretations of this banana T-shirt. So what's your take?"

 

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Legal stuff

 

All Willy de Custard T-shirt, sweatshirt & hoodie designs are produced by me right here in the UK. I have no connection with any other group, organisation, company, manufacturer, institution, body, retailer or fly-by-night-merchant. Willy de Custard T-shirts are not available anywhere else unless they're being pirated. If you've got any copyright concerns, disputes, threats or similar, fire off an email and I'll deal with it pronto. Designed & printed in Great Britain. Forget globalisation. This is your independent T-shirt, sweatshirt & hoodie shop.

 

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