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Willy de Custard is innocent - hoodie

 

 

 

 

WILLIE DE CUSTARD
IS INNOCENT

 Hoodie 35.99
(FREE postage!)

 

Choose your size:

 

 

 

100% pre-shrunk heavyweight grey cotton/polyester mix, double-stitched. I usually despatch within 24 - 48 hours. But please allow up to seven days if a tee is temporarily out of stock. Either way, I'll keep you posted. Any problems, email and I'll sort it out pronto. Top service to every customer is my aim.

 

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest to fit (cm) 92-97 97-102 102-107 107-112 112-117 117-122
Chest to fit (in) 36-38 38-40 40-42 42-44 44-46 46-48

 

 

Nice people wear hoodies too

 

 

"The police arrested me. By mistake. They said I'd driven out of a petrol station without paying for the fuel. It wasn't true, of course. I'm law abiding. Well, reasonably so.

 

"They said my VW Bus had been identified by the petrol station cashier. The cashier said the driver was wearing a hoodie, with the hood up. I told the police that there were about fifty vans like mine on the road that day. The buses were all headed to the same VW gathering. They asked me why my hood was up. I told 'em that it was cold that day and that nice people wear hoodies too.

 

"But the coppers didn't believe me and took me down to the nick and fingerprinted me and took my mugshot and helped themselves to some DNA. Then they put me in a freezing cell and left me there for about three million years. I told them I was innocent. And they told me that everyone was innocent, especially the criminals.

 

"Finally they returned red-faced and said there had been a bit of a mistake. Sorry. They'd checked the petrol station CCTV, and it was another VW van that looked like mine, except that it was blue instead of red.

 

"I asked them to give me back my DNA, mugshot and fingerprints. But they said I had to make a formal request. That was a few years ago. I'm still waiting, and still innocent. That's what this hoodie is all about.

 

"We're all innocent until they pinch us. Luckily I had a hoodie to wear in that cell. Might have frozen to death otherwise..."

 

 

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Legal stuff

 

All Willy de Custard T-shirt, sweatshirt & hoodie designs are produced by me right here in the UK. I have no connection with any other group, organisation, company, manufacturer, institution, body, retailer or fly-by-night-merchant. Willy de Custard T-shirts are not available anywhere else unless they're being pirated. If you've got any copyright concerns, disputes, threats or similar, fire off an email and I'll deal with it pronto. Designed & printed in Great Britain. Forget globalisation. This is your independent T-shirt, sweatshirt & hoodie shop.

 

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