W I L L Y  D E  C U S T A R D

T-shirtsSweatshirtsHoodiesAbout this website

I'm Willy de Custard

 

At least, that's what my friends have been calling me since forever. But my passport reckons I'm William d'Coutard, guitarist, global trekker, occasional surfer, full-time hedonist, ice-cream junkie and general nice guy to the masses.

 

I live in the UK and drive around in an old VW camper van whenever I can, I've got a pet frog named "Homer", and I also design and sell the coolest T-shirts this side of eternity for people like you who can tell the difference between a decent bit of customised cotton clothing and a sweatshop dishrag.

 

So if you're still shopping at Primark, Amazon, ASDA, Tesco and eBay, you can stop now and cool-up with my uber-sexy collection to clad those curves, massage those muscles, and set you ahead of the pack.

 

So take your time. Scroll around this site for a bit. Make your selection and hit that BUY NOW button for all you're worth. I'll grab your order at this end, and I'll despatch it to you like a missile.

 

Any problems, shoot me an email and I'll take care of business.

 

And when someone asks where you picked up that awesome T-shirt, sweatshirt or hoodie, just tell 'em "I bought it from Willie."

 

Make your play, dudes....

 

 

 

Other great T-shirts include...

VW camper van T-shirt

 

BUSTED
T-SHIRT

 

 

VW VAN FANS LOOK THIS WAY

T-shirt for music fans

 

ADD SOME MUSIC
TO YOUR DAY
T-SHIRT

 

LOVE THE BEACH BOYS?

I love New York T-shirt

 

I LOVE NEW YORK
T-SHIRT

 

 

THE BIG APPLE IS ALWAYS COOL

Banana T-shirt

 

MI BANANA
SU BANANA
T-SHIRT

 

SHARING CAN BE WONDERFUL

Police T-shirt

 

POLICE - DON'T
MAKE US CROSS
T-SHIRT

 

CAREFUL WHO YOU UPSET

 


 

COOL T-SHIRTS    |    POLITICAL TEES

 

VW camper van T-shirt

 

BUSTED
T-SHIRT

 

VW VAN FANS LOOK THIS WAY

T-shirt for music fans

 

ADD SOME MUSIC
TO YOUR DAY
T-SHIRT

LOVE THE BEACH BOYS?

I love New York T-shirt

 

I LOVE NEW YORK
T-SHIRT

 

THE BIG APPLE IS ALWAYS COOL

Banana T-shirt

 

MI BANANA
SU BANANA
T-SHIRT

SHARING CAN BE WONDERFUL

Police T-shirt

 

POLICE - DON'T
MAKE US CROSS
T-SHIRT

CAREFUL WHO YOU UPSET


COOL T-SHIRTS    |    POLITICAL TEES

Surf Marine surfing T-shirt

 

SURF MARINE
T-SHIRT

 

SURF YOUR TURF WITH THIS TEE

Google spy satellite T-shirt

 

STOP SPYING ON ME, GOOGLE
T-SHIRT

GOOGLE'S WATCHING YOU

For Zodiac T-shirt

 

FORD ZODIAC
T-SHIRT

 

COOL OLD SCHOOL FORD

Emergency Surfing T-shirt

 

EMERGENCY
SURF
T-SHIRT

SURFERS STAY
ON TOP

Tax the internet Tshirt

 

TAX THE NET:
ASK ME WHY
T-SHIRT

ALL TAX ISN'T
BAD. DISCUSS


MOTORING T-SHIRTS     |    GIFTS TEES

Religious T-shirt

 

PLEASE GOD...
T-SHIRT

 

SAY A LITTLE PRAYER

I love London T-shirt

 

I LOVE LONDON
T-SHIRT

 

CENTRE OF THE WORLD

Police state T-shirt

 

POLICE STATE
T-SHIRT

 

WHO GUARDS
THE GUARDS?

Chinese love t-shirt

 

CHINESE LOVE
CHARACTER
T-SHIRT

DOES IT SPEAK YOUR LANGUAGE?

Religion and God T-shirt

 

...STILL BELIEVE
IN GOD?
T-SHIRT

DARE TO ASK
THIS QUESTION?


MUSIC T-SHIRTS     |    RELIGIOUS TEES

Steely Dan T-shirt

 

STEELY
DAN
T-SHIRT

GET THE JAZZ,  ROCK & FUNK OUT

Creedence Clearwater Revival T-shirt

 

CREEDENCE
CLEARWATER
T-SHIRT

JOHN FOGERTY'S DA MAN

Think banana T-shirt

 

THINK
BANANA
T-SHIRT

STAY HEALTHY

AND UNZIP ONE

Ford Escort Mexico T-shirt

 

OLD SKOOL
CLASSIC FORDS
T-SHIRT

 FORD ESCORT:

DAGENHAM BUILT

Bonneville Salts Flats Speed Trials T-shirt

 

BONNEVILLE
SALT FLATS
T-SHIRT

LOVE THE
SPEED TRIALS?


FUNNY TEES     |    PROVOCATIVE  TEES

Work experience T-shirt

 

WORK EXPERIENCE
IT'S A REAL JOB
EARNING MONEY

Dagenham Ford T-shirt

 

DAGENHAM TIN BUILT TO WIN
OLD FORDS
NEVER DIE

Ford Cortina T-shirt

 

DREAM IT.
DRIVE IT

BRITAIN'S GREATEST CAR?

Formal education is a racket t-shirt

FORMAL EDUCATION IS A RACKET
WHEN WILL WE
EVER LEARN?

Martial arts expert

 

WING CHUN

INSTRUCTOR
CAN YOU DEFEND YOURSELF?


 

 

 

 

Legal stuff

 

All Willy de Custard T-shirt, sweatshirt & hoodie designs are produced by me right here in the UK. I have no connection with any other group, organisation, company, manufacturer, institution, body, retailer or fly-by-night-merchant. Willy de Custard T-shirts are not available anywhere else unless they're being pirated. If you've got any copyright concerns, disputes, threats or similar, fire off an email and I'll deal with it pronto. Designed & printed in Great Britain. Forget globalisation. This is your independent T-shirt, sweatshirt & hoodie shop.

 

Copyright Willy de Custard 2017