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MARTIAL ARTS T-SHIRT

Martial arts T-shirt - Kung Fu

WING CHUN KUNG FU INSTRUCTOR

T-shirt 18.99 (FREE Postage!)

 

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100% pre-shrunk heavyweight white cotton, double-stitched. I usually despatch within 24 - 48 hours. But please allow up to seven days if a tee is temporarily out of stock. Either way, I'll keep you posted. Any problems, email and I'll sort it out pronto. Top service to every customer is my aim.

 

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Chest to fit (cm) 92-97 97-102 102-107 107-112 112-117 117-122
Chest to fit (in) 36-38 38-40 40-42 42-44 44-46 46-48

 

 

 

A self-defence class

in a T-shirt

 

"I used to think a pacifist was a martial artist of some kind. Then I realised it was actually a curse for people like me; a curse of having to be nice to everyone all the time and not get into fights.

"I'm so non-violent and easy going, I can't even hit a punch bag. I can't even yell at the TV. But fortunately, I usually manage to keep myself out of mischief, and other folks don't often try to beat me up.

"But a few months ago a guy did take a swipe. I just bumped into him in the street and he didn't like my face or something, so he had a swing.

"Luckily I was with my sister who pulled me out the way and told the other bloke that I was a Karate and Kung Fu instructor, so he'd better bloody-well watch it!

"The guy gave me a long look, then gave my sister a longer look, then made an ugly face and sloped away. When he was well gone, I told my sister she could have got me killed. But she reckoned that if you just put a little doubt in someone's mind, especially a bully like that, that's usually enough to do the trick.

"So after some thought I devised this T-shirt for when I'm in a dangerous neighbourhood and walking around without my sister. But if someone wants to try me out and see if I'm Bruce Lee, I can quickly point to the smaller text and tell him that it's just a joke T-shirt for pacifists. Like me.

"So if you want to avoid trouble, buy my Kung Fu martial arts T-shirt and see if it works for you. It's much more convenient than having your sister in tow all day long."

 

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WING CHUN

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CAN YOU DEFEND YOURSELF?


 

 

 

Legal stuff

 

All Willy de Custard T-shirt, sweatshirt & hoodie designs are produced by me right here in the UK. I have no connection with any other group, organisation, company, manufacturer, institution, body, retailer or fly-by-night-merchant. Willy de Custard T-shirts are not available anywhere else unless they're being pirated. If you've got any copyright concerns, disputes, threats or similar, fire off an email and I'll deal with it pronto. Designed & printed in Great Britain. Forget globalisation. This is your independent T-shirt, sweatshirt & hoodie shop.

 

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