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Work experience T-shirt

WORK EXPERIENCE

T-shirt 22.95 (FREE Postage!)

 

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100% pre-shrunk heavyweight white cotton, double-stitched. I usually despatch within 24 - 48 hours. But please allow up to seven days if a tee is temporarily out of stock. Either way, I'll keep you posted. Any problems, email and I'll sort it out pronto. Top service to every customer is my aim.

 

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Chest to fit (cm) 92-97 97-102 102-107 107-112 112-117 117-122
Chest to fit (in) 36-38 38-40 40-42 42-44 44-46 46-48

 

 

 

Work experience?
Without pay?

 

"It's a rip off and a national scandal, and nobody's doing much about it. Least of all the government. In the UK (and elsewhere), there are minimum wage laws. That's because everyone is supposed to be entitled to a living wage. But wait a damn minute: company bosses can still employ you for absolutely nothing. Only, it's officially called "work experience".

"I hate to get political, especially when there's so much surfing to be done. But it can't be a healthy situation. People need money, not least young people. But bosses love the work experience scheme because they get grants for the guys and girls they don't actually have to pay. Firms routinely take on one work experience drone after another, then move them on. It's a cosy racket.

"But why the hell should you work for nothing? A wage experience, after all, is part of the work experience. In fact, for most of us it's the only reason we go to work. To earn money. To get a fair wage for a fair day's work.

"If you're happy with the situation, enjoy it. But if you've got misgivings and want to help change the status quo, you can always buy my cool T-shirt and share my message. And maybe you could even wear it to your next work experience job. Might impress the boss..."

 

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Legal stuff

 

All Willy de Custard T-shirt, sweatshirt & hoodie designs are produced by me right here in the UK. I have no connection with any other group, organisation, company, manufacturer, institution, body, retailer or fly-by-night-merchant. Willy de Custard T-shirts are not available anywhere else unless they're being pirated. If you've got any copyright concerns, disputes, threats or similar, fire off an email and I'll deal with it pronto. Designed & printed in Great Britain. Forget globalisation. This is your independent T-shirt, sweatshirt & hoodie shop.

 

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